I don't have a person to share my real estate dreams with

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09/03/2019 at 23:46 • Filed to: I would spend my whole summer up here

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Anyway, here’s a lottery goal for me: my own island with only helicopter and boat access to people can leave me alone.

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I have found my aesthetic, and it’s Ontario cottage style.

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Seriously, what does a man need more than this?

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! If I won one of the big lotteries, I’d buy the hell out of this. Alas, I must work for the rest of my life.


DISCUSSION (31)


Kinja'd!!! facw > CB
09/04/2019 at 00:08

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Looks like the sort of place that would be nice to spend a week relaxing, but for me, I’m pretty sure I’d get bored and feel cut off. A private island does sound good, just for the sake of being able to say I own a private island though.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > CB
09/04/2019 at 00:09

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Island: $600,000

Helicopter and maintenance to reach island: $6,000,000


Kinja'd!!! CB > For Sweden
09/04/2019 at 00:11

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Try a boat.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB
09/04/2019 at 00:12

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That's not too bad, although you won't have money leftover for the helicopter.


Kinja'd!!! CB > facw
09/04/2019 at 00:12

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I've done it before. It's quite pleasant. 


Kinja'd!!! CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/04/2019 at 00:13

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Use a boat instead.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB
09/04/2019 at 00:14

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So only slightly less expensive to maintain than a helicopter.


Kinja'd!!! CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/04/2019 at 00:16

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Would a sea plane be better?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB
09/04/2019 at 00:22

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I don’t sea why not




Kinja'd!!! ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > CB
09/04/2019 at 00:35

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At least the wings won’t be moving faster than the fuselage to fly,  which cuts down on the complexity.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > CB
09/04/2019 at 00:49

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That’s pretty fantastic.

If I won the lottery that sort of place would be my holiday/hideaway from everyone else.

Unfortunately, that sort of money would get me a house on the side of a lake where I am, a ruddy big house, but still, only on the side of a lake. 


Kinja'd!!! CB > Svend
09/04/2019 at 00:52

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You could always move to Canada in the process!


Kinja'd!!! DutchieDC2R > CB
09/04/2019 at 00:55

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But if you don’t have anyone to share it with, who’d you need to get away from? 


Kinja'd!!! CB > DutchieDC2R
09/04/2019 at 00:56

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The people who keep coming to my door asking me for work help when I'm on my time off.


Kinja'd!!! DutchieDC2R > CB
09/04/2019 at 00:59

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You should probably talk to your boss about that. I mean, calling you on your work phone is one thing, but coming to your door? That seems like a serious violation of work ethics/work rights/whatever you want to call it.


Kinja'd!!! CB > DutchieDC2R
09/04/2019 at 00:59

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My work truck is frequently parked in my driveway. I can’t blame people for doing it, but we have a phone number.


Kinja'd!!! DutchieDC2R > CB
09/04/2019 at 01:02

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In that case, I’d think about hanging up a note on my front door. 


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > CB
09/04/2019 at 01:03

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Only $ 60,000!


Kinja'd!!! CB > DutchieDC2R
09/04/2019 at 01:03

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Unfortunately, due to who my employer is, I’m a little bit contractually obliged to be helpful, even when not working.


Kinja'd!!! CB > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
09/04/2019 at 01:04

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I’d pay that for a Whaler. Gas was expensive growing up (42 kilometre round trip with some trips inbetween , $175 in gas).


Kinja'd!!! DutchieDC2R > CB
09/04/2019 at 01:05

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I........................understand the island idea....:P


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > CB
09/04/2019 at 01:17

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I lived on an island once. Boat access only. Commuted into the Big Smoke each day. Lasted about 18 months...

These days our 'island' is a 100 acres of trees in a sea of farmland.


Kinja'd!!! CB > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
09/04/2019 at 01:18

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I’d probably only go up for a few weeks at a time. Keep it as a cottage, and have a home in Ottawa. If I won the lottery, which I won’t.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > CB
09/04/2019 at 02:09

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I do quite like Newfoundland and Labrador, Saskatchewan or British Columbia.


Kinja'd!!! CB > Svend
09/04/2019 at 02:13

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Never been to Newfoundland, but I hear good things about it (not so much Labrador).

Saskatchewan I’ve learned to love. I can see me spending the rest of my career out here.

British Columbia is rad but damn expensive in the major centres.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > CB
09/04/2019 at 02:25

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I like the north east for it’s historical element, I even know how to say Newfoundland correctly, Lol.

Saskatchewan for it’s open expanse (completely opposite to where I live now) .

Cumbria

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BC because it’s more like home, weather and terrain wise . But all the way on the other side of Canada.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > CB
09/04/2019 at 09:15

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They made you a job offer you couldn’t refuse?

Wait, I’ve already said too much.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CB
09/04/2019 at 09:25

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I want going to the grocery store to not be a  three hour ordeal.


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > CB
09/04/2019 at 11:20

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I recently learned I have family who live in Alaska. They’ve got multiple homes up there that are only reachable via float plane. Apparently it’s a somewhat common life style in the area. 


Kinja'd!!! CB > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
09/04/2019 at 11:38

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I mean, it already is for me.


Kinja'd!!! gmctavish needs more space > CB
09/04/2019 at 11:58

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Hot damn. There was a tiny island in a lake for sale with a cabin on it about an hour west of Prince George. A couple friends and I genuinely considered buying it, but didn’t.